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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua, holding yet another stupid papapa plot: Top 30 reasons why Airplane Bro is sorry - number 5 will surprise you!

Shen Qingqiu: Top 30 anime deaths - number 1:

Shen Qingqiu, suddenly brandishing Xiu Ya: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Khan, in the middle of a WDF meeting: I miss my wife guys. I miss her a lot.

Khan, leaving: I’ll be back.

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Eve: SHUT UP! Shut up! *Half chuckling* I'm going to kill the next Human that fucking walks through that door I swear to god!

Jaune: *Walks through that door* Hi! Hello! I'm so happy to see you!

Ilia: *Snorts*

Eve: ... Heeeeyy! Oh my god! Hey! What's going on Bud?

Sienna: *Breaking down laughing*

Jaune: *Giving Eve a bear hug* Nothing much! just wanted to see you~ *Nonsense noises as he buries his face in her shoulder*

Eve: *Blushing as red as her hair*

[sixofclovers]

happy Prime release day

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Real Frankie & Lucky Contestant: *Arguing*

Henry Hotline: Can you guys stop having relationship issues while I’m on the phone with my dentist?

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Donnie & Casey: *arguing* April: Can you guys stop having relationship problems while I'm on the phone with my dentist?

[bwaybby09]

Governor Thropp: Let’s just hope she makes a good impression.

Galinda: I’m sure she will.

Galinda: (thinking) Yup! I can kill ya! I’ll rip your fucking throat out and wear it as a fucking necktie!

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed, holding his unattached automail arm: Top 30 reasons why Ed is sorry - number 5 will surprise you! Winry: Top 30 anime deaths - number 1: Winry, suddenly brandishing a wrench: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW

[smg-69]

Mr Puzzles, to SMG3: You Hot Topic wannabe.

Mr Puzzles, to SMG4: And you blue gumball son of a bitch.

Mr Puzzles: You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Skulk!Cubfan: Shelby, it's me, the devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin. Steal candy from babies, and small businesses. I'm not talking about Walmart.

[mystical-salamander]

How that scene in the Mandalorian should have gone

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shen Qingqiu, in the middle of a Peak Lord meeting: *sigh* I miss my husband, guys. I miss him a lot.

Shen Qingqiu, leaving: I’ll be back.

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: I’m going to kill the next person I fucking see I swear to robo-god.

N: Hello! Hi! I’m so happy to see you!

Uzi: Oh hey! Oh my gosh how are you!?!

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Salem: Heeyyy! What's Up! It's me!

Ruby: STOP!

Salem: I don't know how to impress upon you dat physical damage done to my body does not affect me in the long term.

WBYJNOR Come rushing in

Jaune: Ruby We're here to help you! With what, I don't know but I really value our friendship!

Ozcar: oh my god look out for that son of a bitch!

Salem: It's really cute you're gonna defeat with de power of friendship or what all, but again, I am The Devil from The Bible, so, uh, I don't know how well that's going to work.

Ruby: You motherfucker, you didn't let me finish!

Salem: Okay, go ahead.

Ruby: This Power-

Salem: Eh- Dedeededede! Shutup, shutup, shutup- shutthefuckup- I'm the- I don't care, I'm the- I do not Care! You don't understand, I Came back here as a joke to have fun- This is not- This means nothing to me, you mean nothing to ME! Alright! You, and your little friends, are fucking annoying, this is why I stay in hell!

Salem: This is why I punish sinners! I am the good guy! Do you realize- I AM THE GOOD GUY HERE! I AM THE WINNER- OF- OF Everything!

Salem: God goes up there, and he plays with his friends, all like "oh Yeah, yeah, I donated to charity! Ededee~"

Ruby: Uh-

Salem: I GET TO KILL PEOPLE! I GET TO POKE THEM WITH- Hot- STICKS? ALL DAY! IT'S GREAT! *Magicking the relics over* GIVE ME THOSE! You don't get those! You've lost your stupid little privliges! Fuck you! Dipshit!

Salem: *lashes out with magic, Summoning a giant, world ending Grimm*

Salem: THIS IS NOTHING TO ME! YOU MEAN NOTHING! TO! ME! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING THING!

Jaune: Oh my god, she's fucking losing it entirely ...

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Vegeta: Now, the best way to sin would be… killing Kakarot!

Vegeta: *sees Bulma walk by*

Vegeta: New sin idea; adultery.

[incorrect-finding-frankie]

*Lucky didn’t join him*

Real Frankie: I miss my contestant, Henry. I miss him a lot.

Real Frankie, turning away: I’ll be back.